TWO CITY FELLERS visiting out in the country have to go to the outhouse; a two-seater. When one of them gets up and starts pulling on his pants, his pocket with the change flips over and dumps a quarter down the hole. After a few seconds thought, he reaches in the other pocket, takes out a ten dollar bill, and drops it down the hole.
His friend looks at him in astonishment and says, "Man, you must be crazy! Why'd you drop that ten dollar bill down there in the shit?"
The guy responds, "You don't think I'm going down there for twenty-five cents, do you?"
September 4, 1971
3/17/99
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